Too much fun!

Is it you Mr. Polanski?

You have the opportunity to write line 3 in this story, on the theme of comedy.
Ths story will have 10 lines, and once they've all been written, you will be sent an email inviting you to read the finished story.
It might be crap, it might be great - that all depends on you, your friends, and your friends friends.

This is the text you have to follow on from:

His love for children was out of this world. A bit like Jesus.

He arrived everyday at the kindergarten early and said, in that gruff and gravely voice of his, "Hey kids, today could be the last day, don't you dare dance on my corpse ya little bastards!" The Jesus references came later and only because he lifted his arms with palms upraised in that well documented pose.

Calling children bastards was not the most prudent behavior especially mixed with the Jesus persona . When confronted, he would just give that creepy, one eyed stare with his head cocked to side and exclaim, "To hell with you all and your manners too! My good behavior won't teach these rugrats crap!"

- don't forget to include the word curmudgeon that your friend suggested!

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Once your story is saved, you will be redirected to facebook, with a preprepared message to send to your friends - or email addresses.
This message contains the link they need to follow to make the next contribution.
Should you not want to invite friends with facebook, or not have a facebook account, simply click cancel, and you will be shown the thank you page from where you can distribute invites manually.