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Please consider adopting a monkey story, these poor stories haven't been contributed to for at least 6 days, and need your help to regain momentum, and flourish as great literary works...

35 stories available for adoption

The Little Potato


Created on: 9th November 2011 by Chao
Last contributed to: 17th April 2012
Status:36%

""the one with no brain! Hah, let me eat you, Senor Potato!
"Great Swabian Schupfoodle!" the Potato cried, as he was eaten...."

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John and the Behörde


Created on: 5th October 2011 by Wishwood
Last contributed to: 30th March 2012
Status:36%

"John needed to see Madmoiselle Elvira one more time - she held the key to convincing the Behörde of the urgency of his case. Was it his business that so many of the other punters could not handle Madm..."

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"The pressure" in 7-6 meter


Created on: 18th June 2011 by Wishwood
Last contributed to: 30th March 2012
Game type: Open
Status:28%

"but could the phallic chalice mean
redemption
would that bring back that sweet
begonia scent that clears the senses
lifts the fog, unites the earth and sky and stars
..."

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Loving Brenda


Created on: 17th November 2011 by Anonymous
Last contributed to: 25th March 2012
Status:36%

"err, I mean tramp rapidly of course, he mumbled as an afterthought.
It really wasn't going well, and he started to make his excuses...
"Terribly sorry love, but, I have to go, just rea..."

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At one with the partridge


Created on: 7th November 2011 by Anonymous
Last contributed to: 25th March 2012
Status:45%

"as he was, he managed to get enough offers.
He was just doing his evening chores, empty the dish washer, hang out the washing, walk the dog, diinfect the butt plug and so on, when he noticed a..."

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The Alien


Created on: 4th September 2011 by Rachel
Last contributed to: 25th March 2012
Game type: Open
Status:27%

"He ducked quickly as the hige pile of horse manure that had been launched from the trebuchet sailed toward him ... the magification of the telescope made it appear that the load would smack right into..."

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Is it you Mr. Polanski?


Created on: 5th October 2011 by Melissa
Last contributed to: 22nd March 2012
Game type: Open
Status:27%

"Calling children bastards was not the most prudent behavior especially mixed with the Jesus persona . When confronted, he would just give that creepy, one eyed stare with his head cocked to side and ..."

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What's a perfect day?


Created on: 17th June 2011 by Harvey
Last contributed to: 22nd March 2012
Game type: Open
Status:9%

"THANK GOD! he exclaimed grabbing the bottle and tipping it unceremoniously down the drain. That done he headed down to the Zitadelle for a quick bout of worship and then began his day proper. Smiling..."

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Jack and the Judge


Created on: 7th November 2011 by Grecious
Last contributed to: 22nd March 2012
Status:27%

"Lucy was moderately shocked and she decided to celebrate by holding a scavenger hunt. We all got a card with a type of meat written on it and had to run about the neighborhood looking for......."

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Johnny and the Dragonfly


Created on: 1st November 2011 by James
Last contributed to: 22nd March 2012
Status:18%

"sumo wrestler to grace the blessed shores of Cyprus. With a single glance, he could petrify his opponents, turning their stomachs, and challenging their resolve.
Fourteen years later though, Jo..."

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