http://www.shakespearean-monkeys.com/ Shakespearean-monkeys - social literature en-us Wed, 19 Jun 2013 19:05:00 +0100 Wed, 19 Jun 2013 19:05:00 +0100 Copyright Shakespearean-monkeys.com, 2013 http://www.shakespearean-monkeys.com/view/in_progress/weird/its_the_end_said_adele Story Created: When the Frankenstein monter knocked the door, Adele knew it was the end. She screamed as she ran upstairs, taking her bazooka. The monster chased her and when he opened the door, he found Adele aiming at him: -¡Boom, boom, motherf###ers!-she cried as she shot at him. Wed, 12 Jun 2013 01:08:26 +0100 contribID332 http://www.shakespearean-monkeys.com/view/in_progress/fantasy/my_game Story Created: I picked karthus, I didn't know if I made the right choice or not, but I went with it. I might just get the perfect ult and get a pentakill, or I might fail hard and feed. Sat, 11 May 2013 21:56:43 +0100 contribID331 http://www.shakespearean-monkeys.com/view/in_progress/sci-fi/12 Story Created: ci son due coccodrilli e un orango tango due piccoli serpenti e un'aquila reale Wed, 27 Feb 2013 10:41:17 +0000 contribID330 http://www.shakespearean-monkeys.com/view/in_progress/sci-fi/space_travel Story Created: Once upon a time in a far away galaxy spaceship was flying to distant stars Sat, 13 Oct 2012 21:02:18 +0100 contribID327 http://www.shakespearean-monkeys.com/view/in_progress/poetry/oh_dear Story Created: Oh Dear, she said As if it was enough Enough to fill an ocean An ocean full of stuff Fri, 12 Oct 2012 23:17:04 +0100 contribID326 http://www.shakespearean-monkeys.com/view/in_progress/fantasy/a_failed_voyage_to_mars Story Created: In the year 2500, people were ready for the first voyage to mars. After years of training, I became the first Fri, 10 Aug 2012 23:52:46 +0100 contribID325 http://www.shakespearean-monkeys.com/view/in_progress/weird/th3_c0rrupt3d Story Created: 574r71ng fr0m 4 w33k 4g0, 50m3 0f 7h3 13773r5 h4v3 b33n c0rrup73d. 3xc3551v3 u53 0f 7h3 w0rd 1337 h4s b33n 4150 n073d. 0MG, d475 50 1337! Sat, 12 May 2012 18:38:31 +0100 contribID324 http://www.shakespearean-monkeys.com/view/in_progress/drama/_ Story Created: ÃÑÇÏ Ãä íÓÊÑíÍ ãä ÇáãÐÇßÑÉ ÈÚÏ ÓÇÚÇÊ ØæíáÉ ÞÖÇåÇ Úáì ãßÊÈå Ý Tue, 24 Apr 2012 15:08:41 +0100 contribID321 http://www.shakespearean-monkeys.com/view/in_progress/violence/lol_u_died Story Created: Mr Killin' killed. "What a lovely day!" he stated, as he murdered his next victim and ate their heart. Tue, 17 Apr 2012 13:57:28 +0100 contribID320 http://www.shakespearean-monkeys.com/view/in_progress/screen-play/a_mans_mythos Story Created: Scene: A small coffee shop were a man sits center stage with a laptop. George types a bit. Stops. Drinks coffee. Types some more, sighs and closes his computer. Enter Francis dragging large typewriter. George quickly opens laptop again, pretends to be busy. George: Late again I suppose, and here I am already a chap Sat, 14 Apr 2012 19:40:19 +0100 contribID317 http://www.shakespearean-monkeys.com/view/completed/comedy/that_silly_sunday Story Finished: The bull snorted --and belatedly I realized that I was wearing a red shirt, just like the away team girl on Star Trek who gets devoured by a giant lamprey, so I whipped off the shirt and badabingbadaboom, the bull was confusticated . and I was saved from an untimely goring ... now, if I could only find my car keys Mon, 09 Apr 2012 04:11:36 +0100 storyID55 http://www.shakespearean-monkeys.com/view/in_progress/romance/helmstrasse Story Created: Across the road a curtain flickered and the silhouette of a hunched man started to pace, back and forth, across the dimmed rectangle of light. Wed, 21 Mar 2012 22:28:35 +0000 contribID291 http://www.shakespearean-monkeys.com/view/in_progress/mythology/a_long_time_ago Story Created: A long time ago in a galaxy far far away there lived a young man .... Mon, 16 Jan 2012 23:10:39 +0000 contribID289 http://www.shakespearean-monkeys.com/view/in_progress/mythology/a_long_time_ago Story Created: A long time ago in a galaxy far far away there lived a young man .... Mon, 16 Jan 2012 23:09:59 +0000 contribID288 http://www.shakespearean-monkeys.com/view/completed/sci-fi/fade_out Story Finished: He span around at the speed of light, choosing a suitable hyperbole in a desperate last minute attempt to drag the story back into the realms of sci-fi, and searched frantically for the wormhole, but none existed. Instead he found the leftovers of a bedraggled cat, simmering gently over a half digested firework. Mon, 05 Dec 2011 20:53:48 +0000 storyID20 http://www.shakespearean-monkeys.com/view/in_progress/romance/loving_brenda Story Created: Wen I was at the university, studying Civil Engineering, I saw the angel I wanted to be my girl. Thu, 17 Nov 2011 02:40:20 +0000 contribID276 http://www.shakespearean-monkeys.com/view/in_progress/childrens/the_little_potato Story Created: Once upon a time there was a little potato who wanted to be a firefighter. Wed, 09 Nov 2011 02:53:58 +0000 contribID274 http://www.shakespearean-monkeys.com/view/in_progress/drama/jack_and_the_judge Story Created: Jack was like any other boy his age, a bit wild, a bit careless, but a good kid really. Then he met Billy. Billy lived in a shotgun shack on the otherside of the creek, and one day Mon, 07 Nov 2011 22:48:41 +0000 contribID273 http://www.shakespearean-monkeys.com/view/in_progress/comedy/that_silly_sunday Story Created: It was a Sunday much like the rest, no alarm clock just a slow return to consciousness at some random hour of the morning. The sun had been trying to penetrate my daze for some time but through the sleep in my eyes and the fog in my head I was unable to greet it confidently. I rolled so the pillow received the brunt. Mon, 07 Nov 2011 22:26:58 +0000 contribID272 http://www.shakespearean-monkeys.com/view/in_progress/philosophy/at_one_with_the_partridge Story Created: Janet was strolling along the banks of the Rhein, enjoying the shade from the from the willows, and the beautiful views of century old vineyards. As she rounded the corner Mon, 07 Nov 2011 22:26:31 +0000 contribID271 http://www.shakespearean-monkeys.com/view/in_progress/weird/apaloosa_sundown Story Created: The previously raucous room fell suddenly silent as Melky stepped in from the street. The tinkling bell and punch of air as the door swung shut were the only sounds and all eyes were intent upon him. Not the most promising of welcomes he thought as he slowly stepped in the direction of the bar, spurs jingling and boots Mon, 07 Nov 2011 22:20:03 +0000 contribID270 http://www.shakespearean-monkeys.com/view/in_progress/inspirational/johnny_and_the_dragonfly Story Created: Johnny was a small boy for his age, at 9 years and three months he stood barely 125cm and weighed in at a scant 27kg. Both his mother and father had been small as children but even they had to agree that Johnny was particularly gifted in this department. Regardless Johnny always dreamed of becoming the greatest ever Tue, 01 Nov 2011 23:07:06 +0000 contribID269 http://www.shakespearean-monkeys.com/view/completed/horror/ferret_aircraft Story Finished: I had no idea what he was indicating until the attitude of the plane began to evidence a rapid descent. The flight attendant began to gyrate in a most seductive way possibly tempting the gods of fate to take mercy on her soul and screaming pleas for deliverance and then the lights went out. Tue, 01 Nov 2011 22:54:36 +0000 storyID51 http://www.shakespearean-monkeys.com/view/in_progress/horror/ferret_aircraft Story Created: "I have always wanted to be the owner of a ferret", I thought to myself when she was finally lying in my arms, all new and bloomy and promising. It had been quite a journey through the night for her dear mother who, already being in her thirties, just about made it without Wed, 05 Oct 2011 21:11:33 +0100 contribID256 http://www.shakespearean-monkeys.com/view/completed/abstract/johns_wet_one Story Finished: have played a piano solo as he went carerring down the path, his face contorted into a grimace, in anticipation of the ferrous discomfort and humiliation awaiting him - flying threw the air, legs and arms flailing wildly. The intense look of suprise as he found himself snagged by his belt, suspended above the poo. Wed, 05 Oct 2011 21:03:57 +0100 storyID15 http://www.shakespearean-monkeys.com/view/in_progress/depressing/john_and_the_behrde Story Created: John had been living in Berlin for 3 months now, and still hadn't actually found anywhere to live. Hauling his belongs from couch to couch, he faithfully re-registered with the Police each time he moved. Sitting in the fetid waiting room of the Neukölln Bürgeramt, waiting to register himself onto yet another couch, he Wed, 05 Oct 2011 20:54:04 +0100 contribID254 http://www.shakespearean-monkeys.com/view/completed/fantasy/adjunct_concinnity Story Finished: She worked as a Milkman for 35 years all the while sure the ruse would be shown false but surprisingly no one ever questioned her. After retiring with a sizable pension she bought an old horse driven sewing machine and picked up the dreams of becoming a seamstress. Wed, 05 Oct 2011 14:07:05 +0100 storyID48 http://www.shakespearean-monkeys.com/view/in_progress/comedy/is_it_you_mr_polanski Story Created: His love for children was out of this world. A bit like Jesus. Wed, 05 Oct 2011 11:25:41 +0100 contribID251 http://www.shakespearean-monkeys.com/view/in_progress/fantasy/adjunct_concinnity Story Created: Designing was always a passion, at least as long as she could remember. Her earliest memory related to fashion design, or redesign as it was, and after her mother had calmed down enough to contemplate the expected results she had to agree that her favorite cocktail dress may have actually looked nicer if her child had been properly trained in the art of stitching. None could deny the flair was there however and her childhood was a continuous exploration littered with angry, shocked and amazed clothing owners. Her mother at last resorted to padlocking her wardrobe. Wed, 21 Sep 2011 04:58:14 +0100 contribID241 http://www.shakespearean-monkeys.com/view/in_progress// Story Created: Initial contribution Initial contribution Initial contribution Wed, 21 Sep 2011 01:44:11 +0100 contribID223